Episode 12: quotes – citazioni

Devo darle atto almeno di questo: la battuta di Vanessa a Chuck a proposito dei soldi che lui le porge per avere il video di lui e Blair che discutono è semplicemente esilarante…Ma la battutaccia su Rufus e la musica che sta ascoltando ad inizio puntata non gliela perdono!!! Povero Rufy, è depresso, non mi sembra di buon gusto che una quasi estranea lo prenda in giro!!!E stupendo, grandioso, totalmente evil, Chuck quando ammette che avrebbe altre vittime da torturare…ma sceglie Blair… Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, it’s easy to think that the world is exactly as it appears. Refined, elegant, imposing… But sometimes, all it takes is a little key to open the door to the wild side.Vanessa: (on Rufus’ song) Okay, not big on the soundtrack, whatever movie he’s scoring sounds depressing.Serena: What are you up to besides missing me?Dan: Just wondering whether you were missing me.Dan (to Vanessa): Well, if you wanted to get the perfect shot of me feeling like an outsider, I’m ready for my close-up.Vanessa: So Dan, what will it be? Cheerios and Chaucer, or an illegal party at your prep school pool with your high society girlfriend and her nasty cohorts?Dan: Dad? Vanessa and I are going out!
Blair: Enough with the blackmail, aren’t you bored already? I can’t avoid Nate forever.Chuck: I didn’t say forever, just until the sight of you two together doesn’t turn my stomach.Blair: And when will that be?Chuck: Only time will tell, I’m afraid. So unless you want dear Nathaniel to know how you lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle, I encourage patience and restraint.Blair: Isn’t there someone else you can torture?Chuck: Probably, but I choose you.Chuck (to Serena): How about I turn that one-piece to a no-piece?Ms. Queller: I’ve already talked to your parents, at least those I could reach, and look forward to reading your personal essays. 10,000 words describing how you came to be on school property after hours, with alcohol and drugs, where a fellow student almost died. In other words what the hell is wrong with you?Gossip Girl: There’s a weak link in every chain. And it’s just a matter of time before this one snaps.Gossip Girl: Spotted – Lonely Boy learning that when the punishment fits the crime, there’s no reason you can’t serve your sentence in style.Blair (to Serena): You are so naive. Michael Moore over there is obviously just using this film to get close to Dan.Chuck: Poor little Humphrey Dumpty. Look, let me clarify something for you. Regardless of who you’re currently sleeping with, you and I come from different worlds. In my world, if I’m suspended or expelled, a wing is donated in the Bass name.Dan: That sounds like quite a world.Chuck: It’s not perfect, I’ll admit.Chuck: [to Dan] What do the Humphreys have to offer? Your dad’s cassingle?Blair: Hey, let go of me, Bass!Chuck: Drop your Archibald habit first.Blair: You know I already have.Chuck: Really? A kiss does sort of send the wrong signal. Let’s not waste time denying.Blair: You know what? I’m tired of this. Go ahead and tell him.Chuck: Really? You want me to tell him how you slept with me and then faked your virginity for him?Blair: I’ll just tell him your lying. And you do you think he’ll believe? You who bangs anything in his field of vision. Or me, his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.Chuck: I know he’ll believe me.Blair: Why?Chuck (turning to Vanessa and her camera): I have proof.Vanessa: You’re sick!Chuck: You’re welcome!Dan (to Chuck): Hey, last time I checked, I still owed you a black eye. So, unless this is you coming to claim it, stay away from her.Blair (to Vanessa): You have no idea who you’re dealing with.Vanessa (to Chuck): What’s that? Your stripper money?Gossip Girl: Who knew B and C were such patrons of the arts? Call it philanthropy or bribery, it looks like everyone has their price.Blair: I’m innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that stupid thing I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I’d never done that stupid thing before. You look confused… should I walk you through it?Nate (to Ms.Queller): Can we just move into the punishment portion of this meeting?Gossip Girl: This just in; St. Jude’s has a new policy. An eye for a lie!Blair: So what did you do with Chuck’s money, anyway?Vanessa: I may have started a grant for teenagers with genital herpes. In his name.Chuck: You know, if my dad and your mom come back from South Africa tomorrow engaged we’ll be brother and sister. And you know what they say, the family that plays together stays together.Serena: Ah. Incest, the universal taboo. One of the, uh, only ones you haven’t violated.Chuck: I’m game if you are.Gossip Girl: Sometimes you need to step outside, clear your head and remind yourself of who you are. And where you wanna be. And sometimes you have to venture outside your world in order to find yourself. As for me, I’m happy right where I am. I only wanna be with you. xoxo … Gossip Girl
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